godotal:

hkirkh:

It’s alive shit shit shit

The giraffe has to be the only creature in nature that is even in competition with the camel for the most awkward runner award.

can-i-please-just-fade-away:

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically
❝ Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated. ❞

tastefullyoffensive:

Sandwich board wisdom. [attentionpaysme]

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

gifprincess:

Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me

crazysexykewlkinky:

darvinasafo:

Preach.

Please understand this.

veil-village:

andewhussie:

drumcorpshero:

tylerchokely:

kelseylx:

We discovered a trap door in class today

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

NOOO NO lies i see them to

I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

WHY DOES YOUR CLASS ROOM HAVE A TRAP DOOR IN THE FIRST PLACE

❝ Fuck you, I’m worth it and fuck you for making me thinking for the slightest second that I’m not. ❞
(via ghostdusk)
❝ From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people. ❞
©fearwakes